I just ran across this strange little piece in Esquire with Larry Bird making general comments about life as he's sees it from his experiences as a kid in French Lick through today. Two of my favorite observations are on Eminem and dogs.
Eminem. My son was listening to that and I was like, "What is that junk?" Then I started listening and I thought, You know, that kid is pretty good. It's the storytelling.
I always know what a dog is thinking. I just look at a dog and I know. It's: I'm hungry.