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Evan Turner Ran Out of Gas on the Highway...and There's Video Evidence

http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/post/_/id/69152/evan-turner-runs-out-of-gas-on-highway

There is probably no better metaphor for Evan Turner than this. I mean, it's just too perfect. Something that looks gaudy but is completely useless in application. Flashy but empty. The fact that he's still referred to as Pacers' player Evan Turner makes me cry inside. Luckily this will be rectified soon (or my faith in this franchise will be shaken to near post-Brawl levels). Don't know whether to laugh or cry for the guy. Wait...yes I do:

Let the Turner jokes commence! Best one gets a gold star.

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