We have taken our propellants to Indy
Dateline Indianapolis, this Citadel of Swank
Yes Pacers fans it's your intrepid reporter at work again on a close up of Paul George. We are here at an undisclosed location, on Indy's upper side, for an undercover...literally ....close up view of the up and coming star for the Pacers, Paul George. Won't be any interview for tonight's special story because our star is asleep, some have begun calling him "silk" and not for the sheets or the PJ's, but because of his smooth as silk shot he has developed.
So lets make our way out of the closet and into the bedroom of our young star to discover more about his sleeping habits, and please remain silent, as we have secured full access rights to this story...but this might be stretching it a little. Our cameraman has full infrared photography and this video will be available later for download.
And there he is fans in all his sartorial splendor, sleeping like a baby, hot web info doesn't get any closer or more personal than this! Look at that rapid eye movement, even in his sleep he's got the moves of a star! Oh to know what dreams our young star is hard at work on, deep in his slumber. A slashing move down the lane? Followed by a thunderous dunk...or a sweet no look dime to get Lance involved again?...wait was that a snore?...no no he's just turning over in his sleep...ending one dream and staring on the next perhaps...oh no our cameraman's infrared bulb just blew...Mr. George is waking up....he doesn't look too happy does he?
Crap he's reaching for the phone...and dialing 911...okay folks time for your intrepid reporter to beat tracks out of here!!! Tune in next week for our special report on David West's foray into the world of body building...good night!!!