(Disclaimer: this could be a GIANT waste of a bunch of people's time)

I'm looking for a fun, creative nickname for a current NBA player who plays for the Charlotte Bobcats.  His name is Stephen Jackson.  He used to play for the Pacers, but left on bad terms.  I'm hoping a nickname could symbolize how some truly feel about the person, not the athlete.  Also, I would like to bring up the past as much as possible when coming up with a nickname (Palace fight, firing a handgun in public, etc.).  It would also be fantastic if the nickname could reference a tattoo he has!  The more irrelevant to a group of Indiana Pacers fans and waste of time the nickname is, the better!  Here are a few I've come up with so far:

Stephen "Wears a Sweatband" Jackson

Stephen "SHOOTS at things other than baskets" Jackson

Stephen "Gun" Jackson

Stephen "Sweet gun with a cross-hair tattoo" Jackson

Stephen "spelled with a ph, not a v" Jackson

Stephen "angry person" Jackson

Shoot 'em Jack

Fight 'em Jack

Is it a good start?  If any of them sound good, let me know!  My plan is to use the nickname anytime I make reference to him.  But, I'll be sure to remind you who he really is every time I make reference to the nickname just in case you forget or get confused (i.e. Shoot 'em Jack, a.k.a Stephen "Gun" Jackson, a.k.a Stephen "spelled with a ph, not a v" Jackson).