Danny Granger is a platypus. Not in the "oh isn’t it furry and cute!" kinda way, but in the "you won’t find an animal that can swim, crawl, breath underwater, look cute and kill you at the same time" kinda way. I imagine most animals that swim past a platypus probably think "what the @#&* is that thing?" and have a little chuckle to themselves. Little do they know the platypus is going to come back to poison and electrocute them in a swift yet elegant move before strolling up onto the beach where no one can follow him. That is the Danny Granger way. Not everyone has heard of him, but underestimate him, taunt him, and he will damage you. Damage you in style.
about 3 years ago
Tom Lewis
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